Privacy policy
This is the privacy policy. A slightly boring, but very useful, text about what’s what and who’s who. I will try to explain in a somewhat interesting way about the materials, the website and bits and pieces.
Who, what and why?
I am Sandra (may be referred to as “me” or “I”) and you are you (may be referred to as “you” or, if appropriate and/or necessary, “dumbass”). This privacy policy covers all of the products, images, content and other materials, and works as my contract with you. It tells you what you can expect from this site, the content and me. It also telly you what you can and can not do here. This text aims to clarify how the website works and all that jazz. For further information about the shop, please see the terms and conditions.
Copyright and copywrong
Don’t steal my stuff. Don’t be a dumbass. And by “stuff”, I mean images, designs, content, videos, sounds, products… Anything you find on this site really. I really do hope I don’t need to tell you twice that all materials are © Copyright protected. They all belong to me (or I have the right to use and display them) and you can’t use it for anything without my written permission.
Your information
If you email or contact me in any way, your email will appear in my inbox. That’s just how email works, as I’m sure you know. If you want me to delete any information I may have that belongs to you, just let me know.
Obviously I handle all the information going in and out of this website and no one else will get their hands on it. Promise, I won’t sell it. However, I may disclose your personal information if we are required by law to do so, or if you violate this contract. Sorry, not sorry.
Social and unsocial media
If you follow me on social media, I might give you a follow back. If I like you. If you want me to unfollow you for any reason, just block me (really hope it won’t come to that though, I like to make friends). The same applies for all social, and somewhat unsocial, medias.
Cookies (and cake?)
I like cookies. I prefer them with milk and not in the browser, however, they are necessary for the interwebz to work. In case you don’t know, a cookie is a small text file containing information that a website and your computer’s hard disk transfer to each other for record-keeping purposes. Unfortunately, it does not contain chocolate chips, nor can you eat it.
If you don’t want cookies, you can search for how to clear them from your browser. Then, may I suggest cake?
Get in touch
Do you have a question about me? Or about anything I have displayed on this website? Or do you want to change/delete/correct the information I have on you? Let’s behave like grownups and just tell me what ever it may be, I’m sure we can figure it out.
Change is inevitable
Last updated: July 2026
This privacy policy may change, be added to and/or deleted… I reserve the right to do so without notice. Just follow the law and these terms, don’t be a dumbass.